On this, the 36th anniversary of my birth, I am compelled to share some of the truths, lies, lessons and general mysteries of the Universe that have been subtly(or not so) revealed to me in these trips around the sun.
- Keep your tongue in your mouth and your thumb on the outside of your fist.
- It is not OK to make a chocolate milkshake with either chocolate ice cream or chocolate milk.
- Tell the people you love that you do, often.
- People don’t expect you to put your thumb in their eye.
- It is seldom a good idea to buy 450 doses of LSD.
- Internet Explorer sucks.
- Don’t keep hamsters in the same cage, regardless of what gender the pet store tells you they are.
- There are more important things in life than television.
- Always respect the tenuous relationship that a motorcycle has with the road, whether you are riding one or not.
- No one gets out alive.
Items are in no particular order of importance and may indeed seem self-evident to some. Your mileage may vary.